Fractional Creative Direction for brands that need more than just “design.”

Not Normal Noodles is my way of offering 25+ years of creative direction, brand thinking, and real-world design experience, without the agency markup, fluff, or marketing buzzwords.

I work with founders, marketers, and small internal teams who want to sharpen their creative, not drown in it. Whether you need high-level direction, brand clarity, scalable design systems, better templates, or just someone to pressure-test your ideas, this is the noodle you call.

You get a senior creative brain in the room.
You keep your team doing what they do best.
And together, we make the work smarter, sharper, and more strategic.

It’s not normal.
It’s Not Normal Noodles.